Friday, May 11, 2012

Friday Funnies

The Bass Boat

A good ol Missouri boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.

When he brought it home, his wife rolled her eyes. "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

"I won it,” he said, “and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over several days later and asked the wife
where his brother was.

"That damn fool is out there in his bass boat.” She pointed to the field behind the house.

The brother walked behind the house and saw his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.

He yelled out to him, "What are you doin'?"

"I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

"It's idiots like you that give people from Missouri a bad name,” he yelled, “makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass."


  1. OMG!!!! this is too funny! thanks for sharing. I knew I could count on you.

  2. ha ha ha a a! show me! state!

    at least they get into their characters =)

  3. If I was the ol' boy in the boat, I'd have clapped a bass on the end of the hook and pulled it out at every wise-cracker with a, "see? I caught one!"

  4. hahahahaaaaaa.... nicely done!


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