Friday Funnies

...or I Got Nuthin' Else Today.

Woman Stops Grizzly Attack with 25 Cal Pistol

This is a story of self control and marksmanship with a very small caliber shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?
The Beretta Jetfire:

"While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!

"Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took.... The bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

"It's one of the best pistols in my collection...."

She was arrested a short time later and charged with bear baiting.

Friday Funnies

The Bass Boat

A good ol Missouri boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.

When he brought it home, his wife rolled her eyes. "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

"I won it,” he said, “and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over several days later and asked the wife
where his brother was.

"That damn fool is out there in his bass boat.” She pointed to the field behind the house.

The brother walked behind the house and saw his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.

He yelled out to him, "What are you doin'?"

"I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

"It's idiots like you that give people from Missouri a bad name,” he yelled, “makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass."