A mechanic sees a tractor about to be serviced. Raising the lift-arm makes it easier to access the oil filter and hoses along the body of the engine.
Makes sense, right?
What does a writer see?
Come one, what’s the first thing you thought of?
I’ll give you a better look.
Yeah, I know you want to say it. Go ahead.
Rude gesture, right?
And THAT, my dear children is the difference between my hubby and me.