Because it's Friday

NINE WORDS
WOMEN USE






Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 
Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you are watching the game and been told to help around the house.

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something. Not ‘nothing’ and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine.

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 
Loud Sigh

This is actually a word, a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. Loud Sigh means you are an idiot and she is wondering why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to Nothing.) 

That's Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements known to mankind. That's okay means the shovel is already in her hand. She is deciding where to hide the body.

Thanks

If a woman thanks you, do not question, or faint. Just say, “You're welcome”.

Unless she adds, Thanks a lot - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Tread carefully and for heaven sake, do not say, “You're welcome”. That will bring on a Whatever.

Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F*** YOU.
 

Don't worry. I got it.

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to Nothing.

Variations include Get Out of My Way and The Ketchup’s Right In Front of You.