We get them, those polite, generic rejections from agents who we worshiped until a moment ago. Now, after the email that tells us thanks but no thanks, really appreciate you thinking of us, not right for us, I have a solution that takes care the pissed off feeling of re- and de-jection.
Get into the sound tab of your computer.
Change the Ding, Ping, Ta Da, or whatever the darn thing plays when you get the frustrating email.
Choose something funny, happy, merry, whatever and when the email slams into the Inbox, it covers the GROAN sound.
Mine is John Wayne saying, “Don’t tell me it’s a fine morning or I’ll shoot you.”
Hey, it works for me. *snort, snicker*
Alas, the above does nothing for snail though.