You know you’re a writer when:
-The hubby smashes his finger with a ten-pound hammer and all
you can think about on the trip to the ER is how to put the screaming in a
scene
-Poor grammar in famous books drives you nuts
-Reading for pleasure morphs into reading for stylistic
ideas
-You talk to the voices in your head
-And they answer
-Interruptions from spouse/kids/phone/fire in the kitchen tee
you off
-You've been writing since 5 am and are shocked when you
realize the sun is up and it is lunchtime
-When the voices wake you in the middle of the night, the scrawl you made on the phone book by the bed needs translated
-Scribbling a chapter ending without taking your eyes
off the road while driving actually makes sense.
-Human behavior in a mall is prime fodder for your wip
-People are suspicious when you stare at them in a mall
-Meals are a distraction and entirely voluntary
-Caffeine is your boon companion
-Chocolate is mandatory to complete tough scenes
-The family grows to expect non-verbal responses when you are
writing
-Pen and writing material are close by at all times
-Post-its, paper napkins, used envelopes, and magazine covers
are acceptable writing material

Being a writer gives you one of Life’s highest highs and
lowest lows.
But you keep on truckin’