When I began this writing journey, those already in the business offered much advice. A lot of it contradictory.
Some of the 'help' came from people who appear a bit touched
in the head. Or Laughing Their Collective A** Off at the muck they caused.
Examples:
“There is no such thing as a ‘query letter’,” snarled one
literary agent.
“Here is a sample of a query letter,” said another literary
agent.
Huh?
A published author advised the following in a query:
BOOK TITLE, urban fantasy.
Another published author sniffed and suggested:
Book Title, an
urban fantasy
*sigh*
Agents have their
preferences. They are people too. Or so I’ve heard. But what about the
agent who doesn’t detail exactly how they like their query?
It’s up to the lame-brained writer to decide; does the agent
like their query shaken or stirred?
To personalize or not
to personalize; that is the question. Actually, how in hell’s name do we write a personalized note
to an agent who has no website? Or one whose last post was two years
ago? Not much marketing going on there. And not someone who is high on my list.
Conspiracy. Sometimes
I wonder if there is an industry-wide scheme to cause confusion. Just for
entertainment purposes.
Agents, laughing uncontrollable, switching, and
deleting information like format issues, rich text, HTML, page heading, title
page, summary vs synopsis.
There is no such
thing as ‘contemporary fantasy’. This came from a fellow writer even though
I was submitting to an agent who wanted…yeah you guessed it, Contemporary
Fantasy.
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, agents rolled their
collective eyes at self-pub. With the success of so many in the industry,
Amanda Hocking aside, I believe they see it a little differently. And we adjust even as the industry shakes like a dog emerging soaked from a pond.
Confused by sensory overload? TMI? Or are the little voices in your head laughing at you. pipe down, I told you not to say anything!
