Anti Blogfest

Admit it. Some blogfests suck plaster dust.

Here are a few examples:

Dance Off Blogfest

Yo! Lovers and bloggers, here is your chance to get jiggy with the best of them. YouTube versions of yourself getting down with the masses and mosh pits.

Old English Recipes Blogfest

Scrumtious recipes ready for the modern cook. Example:

Biskets: Yolks of two dozen egges, two handfuls of Anniseeds, a little yest, one pound of butter, one quart of creame, foure ound of fine wheat flowere. Roll and bake but not throughly. Let them stand out a day or two until hard.

How to Blog While Drunk Blogfest

It works like this: write the first word of your post. Take a drink (Long Island Tea in my case). Continue to rite another sentence. Take a drink. foLow up with another sentence and

then drink some more. Som mor drink that is. Continue writg until that post thing is done then dink.

Really? Another Blogfest? REALLY? Are you craZy?

The Anti-Blogfest, er Blogfest

Hey, I’ve got a book coming out at the end of this month, and time (as the previous IWSG indicates) isn’t freakin’ growing on trees around here.

So why, in the name of all that is holy, am I doing this bit of lunacy? Must be too much sun.

The hosts (at least I didn't create this monumental—emphasis on ‘mental’—time suck) are:

Mark “Madman” Koopmans, 

Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, 

“Life is Good” Tina,

Rockin’ RobynEngel

Morgan “The Morg” Shamy. 

The rules:

On August 12^th, create the titles of three PG-13 blogfests you would never join and then add a descriptive sentence or two.

Look for examples on the blogs of the nutty bunch listed above.

*so gullible*