Come on, admit it. Everyone at some point has wanted to do this to some inanimate object.
Like a dryer that quit mid-cycle.
Picture this: two guys, one defunct dryer, and explosives.
A perfect combination.
I believe the conversation went something like:
"Hey! You wanna blow this up?"
"Hell yeah. I'll bring the beer."
Update:
New information just came in from my...er...relative who shall remain nameless. She said this was actually the second time they blew the dryer up.
Apparently the first explosion didn't do enough damage.
Boys like things that go Bang! and make lots of smoke. Hubs watches "Myth-busters", and a few other blow-em-up shows. (I see no attraction to pyrotechnics unless they produce a light show on the sky.)
ReplyDeleteI do agree some appliances deserve this fate. . .
I've threatened printers with baseball bats. Does that count?
DeleteAnd I'm sure that happened in the south.
ReplyDeleteI hate my lawn mower.
Oh, wow. Leave a little gas in the tank and...Man that would be extra cool.
DeleteAnd no, not the south. Not even close.
Yeah, I've been that ticked before.
ReplyDeleteThe first time I said the F-bomb my computer had just lost 3 days of accounting records.
DeleteTo funny. I would like to blow up my toaster. It either under toasts or burns.
ReplyDeleteToasts try my patience also. Target practice anyone?
DeleteI'm afraid my dryer is going to blow up all by itself without any help from me.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Mine too. Squeaky, rattling, snarling on occasion also. Threatens to blow it up works darn good.
DeleteI think it might have been more like "hold my beer and watch this"
ReplyDeleteGotta be material for Jeff Foxworthy in here somewhere.
Deletegreat stress reliever!
ReplyDeletehave a fantastic weekend!
And entertaining too!
DeleteLOL! Yeah, I've felt like that before.
ReplyDeleteHey, when nothing else is on TV, what kind of entertainment do we have?
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